Jessica: So you're just going to leave your car here with a flat? Doctor Carrots: It's my least favorite car. I've got like 15 Doctor Carrots: Oh man...I think that's our Uber! Doctor Carrots: Shit...I know this guy from high school... Spanky: What up, Brother-Man! Spanky: Carrots! How's it hangin' bruh? Doctor Carrots: Um well, just overall being a badass...like I'm the Dirk Bellingham of holistic pediatricians Spanky: Hahahaha right on, Brother-man! I've just been coasting' hard! So rad...haven't seen you in a hot minute! Spanky: You cats should come on over to purgatory palace! We're having a freak party! Doctor Carrots: Sure, whatever... Jessica: Ugh! There's barely any room back here!

Doctor Carrots: Oh man...I think that's our Uber!

Doctor Carrots: Shit...I know this guy from high school... Spanky: What up, Brother-Man!

Doctor Carrots: Um well, just overall being a badass...like I'm the Dirk Bellingham of holistic pediatricians

Spanky: Hahahaha right on, Brother-man! I've just been coasting' hard! So rad...haven't seen you in a hot minute!

Spanky: You cats should come on over to purgatory palace! We're having a freak party! Doctor Carrots: Sure, whatever...

Jessica: Ugh! There's barely any room back here!

Published On: June 24, 2022

Andrew: Nobody use the phones! Turn all the phones off!

Caz and Tomathan relaxing in lawn chairs. Tomathan: Mitchell keeps texting you can't live here for free anymore hipsters. Caz: What is his problem? I'm guessing he wants it monthly? Tomathan: That's usually how it works.

Doctor Carrots: Pfft...what a sausage fest

Jessica: OMG Yay! I love parties! Spanky: Knock Knock, Homies!

Tomathan: Barry, you can't live in the claw machine. Barry: Why not, Tomathan? Caz Told me-- Caz: Shut up, Barry! You were supposed to hide! Bossman Hog: Hey! Employees!

Doctor Carrots – “Uber Driver”

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